just because I love sex doesn’t mean I’m a slut.
Ding ding ding! I wish more people understood that.
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My…word…
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Absolutely love the geometry. Look at how beautifully they fit together. The taper of her waist and the swell of her hips. Delicious.
This will be you as soon as Fuzzy is back to normal - S
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Someone, please, set up a simple website where Chinese companies can input whatever language they want, and then helpful English-speakers can provide a comprehensible translation, mechanical-Turk style but for free. It shouldn’t take more than a couple of hours for the translation to iterate with some clever wiki to something almost perfect, and in no case would you end up with something worse than this.
Point being, the people who made this sign put effort into creating the English translation. If there were a website which was easier to use than what they’re using right now, wouldn’t we all win?
Wow. O.o
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I have the same computer. I don’t think I have the same accessory package. That’s what I get for buying a refurb.
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Fuck Me Please: One more thing before I go to the movies.
When I say that I haven’t dated a black guy no one should be angry. That’s not because I dislike them, it’s only because I’ve never been around any and I’ve never had the opportunity. I’ve been in almost all white private all girls schools since kindergarten, and I went to HS in one of the whitest…
Very well said. Sounds like you choose to date the people you do because of who they are, not what they are. That’s really fucking sexy!
I’ve had a couple of mid-breakfast-making impromptu cunnilingus sessions. It’s a great way to start off the day. ;-)
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